MY FRIEND HAS A KITTEN THAT NEEDS A HOME AND MY MOM IS FOR SOME REASON CONVINCED I AM NOT CAPABLE OF LOVING AND CARING FOR ANIMALS WHICH IS STRANGE CONSIDERING I GAVE UP 90% OF MY DIET FOR THE SAKE OF ANIMALS LIKE IF I CAN GO AGAINST MY PURELY ITALIAN WAYS AND STOP EATING MEATBALLS AND MOZZARELLA CHEESE I THINK I CAN MANAGE TO GIVE A KITTEN SOME TLC AND LIKE HELLO!! I JUST LOVE CATS WHY ON EARTH WOULD I BEG FOR A CAT KNOWING I WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO CARE FOR IT PROPERLY?!?! OHHHH BUT MAYBE IT’S THE MONEY AND TIME SHE’S WORRIED ABOUT? I AM NEVER HOME BECAUSE I AM ALWAYS AT STARBUCKS AND UM LET ME TELL YOU IF THERE WAS A CAT WAITING FOR ME AT HOME I ASSURE YOU I WOULD NOT SPEND A MAJORITY OF MY DAYS AND NIGHTS ELSEWHERE! AND IF I’M NOT THERE OR AT WORK I’M WITH MY BEST FRIEND WHO WOULD PROBABLY (DEFINITELY) RATHER SPEND TIME LOVING A KITTEN THAN GO TO A PARTY AND IF YOU THINK I’M KIDDING THEN YOU CAN GO HAVE A DIALOGUE WITH HER ABOUT CATS! NOW MONEY? GOD DAMMIT I JUST BECAME A YOGA TEACHER GIVE ME A WEEK FOR THE INFLUX OF NEW MONEY TO COME IN! AND LIKE OUR FRIENDLY AS HELL DOGS WILL GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HAVING A NEW FRIEND TO PLAY WITH! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY I JUST WANT A CAT SO BAD!!!!
Everybody help me convince my mother to let me get a kitten.
Happy Mother’s Day to the best mother and the best friend I could ever ask for. I would be nowhere without your love, support, inspirational drive, and exceptional taste in music. Love you, mama bear! #openareas
#confused but YAY
You know. Just casually scrolling through twitter while sitting in Starbucks and stumbling upon tweets about my mother getting married. No big deal.
"Stop licking the dishwasher."
Overheard in the kitchen
thank you for teaching me how to be so cool, and supporting me through everything. including my sick candle addiction. happy birthday to the coolest mom I’ve ever had. @michelecats #openareas (Taken with Instagram)