ask.
my name is natalie.
i am a full time yogi,
a lover of animals,
proud long islander,
and an aspiring vegan.
a face to the name | my yoga journal
my name is natalie.
i am a full time yogi,
a lover of animals,
proud long islander,
and an aspiring vegan.
a face to the name | my yoga journal
Things accidentally said to customers before remembering to turn the drive thru headset off while I worked at Starbucks
#barista problems
- what a dumb bitch
- you asshole
- OH FUCK
- you don’t want to be close to me?
- orangutan titties
I don’t think there are many female baristas who don’t get their nails done the second they leave the company.
| me: | welcome to wantagh starbucks. this is natalie. what can i get started for you? |
| customer: | |
| me: | are you waiting to order or are you waiting to move up? |
| customer: | |
| me: | |
| customer: | do i order here? |
| Customer: | I'm stoned and need something sweet. What should I have? |
| customer: | i'll have a grande iced coffee with just a squirt of hazelnut. |
| me: | you got it. |
| customer: | put less than the amount of hazelnut you would normally put in. |
| me: | of course. |
| customer: | just a little bit of hazelnut. |
| me: | right. |
| customer: | i don't really like hazelnut. |
| me: | so that's a decaf pumpkin spice coffee, right? |
| customer: | yes. but decaf. |
i tried a lot of variations of green tea today to find the perfect concoction because i recently had to take my usual chai tea out of my diet and none of them tasted perfect so i didn’t finish any but caffeine.
| me: | what size? |
| customer: | caramel macchiatto. |
| me: | okay. what size? |
| customer: | soy. |
| me: | that was a venti, right? |
| customer: | no. my name is alex. |
| me: | welcome to starbucks. we'll be with you in just one second. |
| drive-thru customer: | okay i'll have a complicated beverage that you will never remember while you try to help the customer you were helping before you told me to wait one second and i clearly did not listen. and a cake pop. |
